The Real Housewives of New Jersey never disappoints. Family was the center of the chaos again this week, but when it involves the Gorga’s and the Giudice’s, the drama is sure to be juicy!
Guilty Gorga’s
Kathy invites Melissa and Joe Gorga for lunch at her place to talk about the christening; as if that event needs to be re-lived. My biggest question is, why were Melissa and Joe dressed like bank robbers? They look guilty. If they want us to believe that they are in the right, they shouldn’t have raided a convict’s closet.
The Kim’s
It hasn’t even been a full two weeks into the season and Kim G and Kim D have already received face time. Kim G, the anti-fan of Teresa, immediately makes nice with Melissa. I think Melissa took to Kim G after she said that Teresa has a “fat crooked ass” and wishes she looked like her. HA, don’t think so.
Melissa likes these ladies so much she goes so far as to extend an invitation to a Halloween party. It’s obvious their friendship is built solely on the fact that Kim G is the only non-relative that gives Melissa the time of day.
In other news, it is important to note that Joe Gorga dressed as a Snooki wannabe. Very telling of his drama-queen type personality.
Claws on the Catwalk
The day of the Poche Fashion Show arrives and is ironically at the same place the hair-pulling episode went down last season – The Brownstone. I love the Manzo’s, but their place of business isn’t exactly known for rainbows and butterflies.
The walks on the runway were painful to watch. Melissa loved shaking her hips and puckering her lips like she just swallowed a pack of Warheads. As if that wasn’t bad enough, she walked down the runway twice. Gross.
Kim G strikes again in proving her immaturity and desperate desire to be “in” with any of the housewives. She suggests booing Teresa and then stuck out her tongue like a 12-year-old boy.
After the worthless efforts down the catwalk, Kathy pulls Teresa aside to talk about the chaos from the christening. I don’t know where these women learned about confrontation, but their timing could not be more terrible. Come on Kathy, you and Teresa are blood, you had to have known this caddy attempt at a conversation wouldn’t go well.
Aside from accusing Teresa of not caring for her girls, Kathy says that Teresa’s behavior was not appropriate at the christening. She says everyone has problems, but they solve them in private. HELLO KATHY, you’re in a public place right now! Wrong place, wrong time. Must run in the family.
Luckily, Caroline steps in with the wise words of advice that they are family, and they can kill each other in their homes, but not there at the fashion show. Of course, Melissa tries to act like she’s in agreement with Caroline to keep up her innocent image. I sure hope TCJ (Teresa, Caroline, and Jaqueline) stick together this season!
Stay tuned for next week when one letter sends the Gorga’s for a tail spin!!